Annoyance: a humble apology

"if you are one of the unlucky ones who have faced my overexposure of annoyance, then I hope you understand my feelings.If you are not, I hope your time isn't wasted and you are having the utmost pleasure as I beg for forgiveness" 

Dear Annoyed Buddy,

Often we always try to find a single word, or a single trait that defines us makes us unique in our own right. Some call themselves bubbly, while another call themselves 'stylish'. If you ask any members of my friend circle, they will have one word for you.... annoying.

And truth be told I admit it, I am a bit annoying, up to a point where that you guys would actually start to avoid me and  give me constant rants in an eager attempt to shut my face like a mortgaged shop and not utter a single word. And with each passing comment somehow I magically add even more anger and contempt, lameness as it seems has become my forte. And truth be told I really don't know how it happens every single time of the day either the world's a bit of a tough crowd to please or I am somewhat defected in my sense of humour( I have a bad feeling that most people would go with the former). Sorry, for all the lame jokes I ever made, looks like it went out of style, even if there was a style. Many feel I am inconsiderate towards others' time and constantly trying to strike up conversations through text messages and phone calls at twelve in the night, and yeah I agree its highly inappropriate to call someone in the middle of the sleep, so now I really think twice before making a call, texting  and posting any comments, in fear of the backlash cause then the situation becomes more like Frankenstein's Monster getting chased by an angry mob and the Monster's thinking "what have I done?". So sorry for all those ill-timed calls I ever made. I guess I still have much to learn about social circles and how to maintain them, and the last thing I want is you guys to be angry (and resort to means that suit better to a Mafia crime-lord). I hope you are feeling immense joy of the fact that all those tantrums, rants have had the impact, and i do not wish to be potentially scarred in anyway.

So, I shall try my best to restrain myself , but of all things you may call me, I am honest and therefore I make no concrete promises, but I guess you all will have to learn to live with me too.


Regards,

Lame Guy from School